Mara: Brando says the women call him " JUNGLE" cause he's a beast in bed. He also claims that he has a natural swagger ( his natural scent). I always laugh at his delusions. Tonight it happened so quickly that I had to share.
PROfessor: I almost bagged
hunee (1:16:30 AM): what? groceries?
PROfessor (1:17:36 AM): Some customer, practicing the firedof swagger
PROfessor (1:17:50 AM): She a exercise model
PROfessor (1:17:55 AM): Firedog
hunee (1:18:30 AM): mhm
hunee (1:18:47 AM): surrreeeee
PROfessor (1:19:37 AM): She has a interesting life
hunee (1:20:16 AM): your groceries?
PROfessor (1:21:44 AM): U know haterade's on sale at cvs? Buy 1 get 5 free...
hunee (1:22:24 AM): lmao
hunee(1:22:29 AM): lol
hunee(1:22:38AM): then you can give me one of your bottles
PROfessor(1:24:11 AM): I drink lactose free ensure, swagger enriched
hunee (1:24:38 AM): sounds like stale milk to me
hunee (1:24:46 AM): swagger free
PROfessor (1:27:11 AM): Mad cause you'll never get the bamboo
hunee (1:27:40 AM): I have sticks in my yard
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what the hell? the poor child needs help lol, lol
p.s. thats y i go to bed before the madness ensues
p.p.s. haterade? what is this 6th grade?
Lol.. I think you missed the point of our banter..
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